First Annual Voluntary Non-Denominational Wintertime Secular Holiday Politically-Correct Socially-Distanced War-On-Christmas Secret Gift Exchange
Allow me to introduce everyone to our first annual Voluntary Non-Denominational Wintertime Secular Holiday Politically-Correct Socially-Distanced War-On-Christmas Secret Gift Exchange! Or, "Secret Sylvia" for short. This gift exchange will culminate in a Zoom meeting hosted by none other than the legendary Sylvia O'Stayformore.
I encourage you to fill this out with a plethora of descriptions that people can use to find some really personal and unique gift ideas. We have some brand new employees, so be sure to write down things that you think would normally be obvious.
Be sure to have submitted this form by Monday, November 9th, after which you can still come back here and edit your answers in case you want to add any other ideas. After this, everyone will be assigned their Secret Sylvias via email and will receive their completed forms to find them a gift. Our gift limit is around $20; go higher if you please, just don't make the rest of us look cheap, OK?
From there, you will need to have your gifts delivered by Friday, December 11th. That afternoon, everyone who has participated will join in a Zoom call together with Sylvia O'Stayformore while she hosts the afternoon of gift opening and song singing and having a good gay ol' time.